Courtesy of my friend Lizzy, a link to an everyday soothsayer. Behold! The Oracle of Starbucks. Type in your order, and it will tell you what you are. I, apparently, am an Asshat:
You carry around philosophy books you
haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have
perfect vision... You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a
job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink
americano are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about
issues they don't understand.
With the exception of the wire-rimmed glasses and French poetry degree, true! All true!
And you are?
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